Futaba Sakura

Futaba Sakura is Sojiro's adopted 18 year old, and a non blood related imouto to Joker. Previously Alibaba, previously previously Medjed, she is a skilled hacker, able to read all of her friends browser histories and find torrents for obscure anime. You know, hacker things. Among the Phantom Thieves she is known as Navi (or Oracle in english, for whatever reason) providing backup and one-liners.

さすが　ジョーカー！

In battle
>low on health and SP, trying to get to a saferoom to save 2 hours of progress

>run straight into enemy shadow like a dumbass

>feel the sting of tears in your eyes as you await death

>POSITION HACK

>instakill enemy mob

Please give /ourgirl/ her own All-Out-Attack victory screen in the rerelease. Thanks.

Romance
If you desire you can enter a romantic relationship with the girl who up until recently never left her room and rarely even spoke to her own father. And then you leave the city a few months later. Surely this will have no repercussions on her development as a human being.

Futaba Cannon
nsfw. if you have to ask, you aren't ready

The Ruse Cruise Explan...oosh
Rumor has it that Futaba can be spoken to in the Cafe Leblanc attic after Joker's magical death and resurrection. Supposedly she explains many details of the PT's elaborate plan but records indicate 100% of players just went to bed, having just spent an hour reading text boxes, and assuming Futaba would simply reiterate points they already knew. Unfortunataly, no footage of this conversation exists, despite the insistence of some anons that it is in the game.

What if Futaba sat on your lap?
Though a satisfactory answer has yet to be reached, many speculate that it would be extremely painful.

???
"i am futaba" says anon

"no, i am futaba" says another

"you're not me"

music can be heard faintly in the distance

Trivia
No one has yet come to a solid conclusion to what Futaba's pillow smells of. Though some speculate it ranges from scalp sweat, to corn chips, or even shampoo.